is some creep trying to pester you into a relationship? are you ready to shut them out of your life once and for all and look cute as frick doing it?
here’s a video to help you boot that sucker so far into the friendzone they’ll wish they’d never met you in the first place!
look at my awful tan line
stop the maths jokes guys, cos they’re not funny
wait just as secant here, who said they’re not funny?
wow this is really going off on a tangent